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Oh, give me a break!

by Darwin
P.K.E meter from Ghostbusters (1984)
P.K.E meter from Ghostbusters (1984)
A chap with the unlikely name of Wade Quattlebaum invented a device for finding whatever you're looking for, and made a fortune selling it to gullible law enforcement agencies in the U.S.

For an example of credulity and clever marketing we need look no further than the case of the Quadro QRS 250G Detector and the Psi-Tronics Super-Sensor Dowsing Rod.

This pair of quasi-spiritual detection units fooled people into parting with thousands of taxpayer dollars, based on no laboratory evidence of their efficacy whatsoever. A company called DK Labs are selling similar snake oil devices, which have all been showered with testimonials.

It's a depressing vista. And we wonder why the Garda sub-aqua unit takes instructions from psychics.

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6 Comments

  1. Sniffle&Cry wrote:

    I swear by the one I have at home. It's the delux model, which whistles and sends me an email when it detects stuff.
    Testimonals said that it,
    " Detects whiter then white", and that "I'll never go back to my old dectecter". And how true.

    I found a revision to the Book of Kells on the long pavement dump with mine recently( at a low power setting ). Oh, and one of DoDo Reddin's prams as well.

    Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Permalink
  2. Darwin wrote:

    Sniffle: Haven't heard mention of Dodo in years. That tracking device is the biz!

    Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 4:28 pm | Permalink
  3. You need none of that fancy shmancy crap. A good forked hazel stick has always worked for me. I finds the witches every time, then I burns them good :-)

    Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 8:59 am | Permalink
  4. Darwin wrote:

    Thriftcriminal: Hazel? The druids made their wands out of ash. If it's good enough for a hurley, it's good enough to beat a witch to death with.

    Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm | Permalink
  5. Gareth wrote:

    I have one myself, and it's pointing me home, back to Limerick and pints with Darwin himself. Are you up for a few scoops?

    Thursday, February 21, 2008 at 12:09 am | Permalink
  6. Darwin wrote:

    Gar: Sure thing. Contact me on the private line.

    Thursday, February 21, 2008 at 1:28 am | Permalink

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