Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Thanks, Electric Jesus
When times are bad, pray. When times are good, praise.
I'm always baffled by this logic. If something bad happens, it's God's will and we cannot know the mind of God. If something good happens, why then everyone seems to know exactly what God was thinking.
"Barack Obama stood against the fierce tide of history [...]
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Once again I warn you to be careful what you write in your blog.
U.S. House Resolution 1955 seems to blame the internet for some peoples' thoughts and actions, whereas the real blame lies with…peoples' actual thoughts and actions.
But are newspapers, books or other media specifically covered in this H.R.? Of course not.
The problem seems to [...]
Saturday, October 18, 2008
McCain is a pathological liar. Even Time Magazine (fer chrissakes) wrote about it. Here's a recap of his lying TV ads.
However, in her brief campaign career, Sarah Palin has already managed to outshine the old man with her consummate 'alternate reality' lying.
But where did Palin get her massive brass balls anyway? As they say over [...]
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Straight? Hmm.
I remember a world that had no idea Elton John was gay. Seriously. No-one I knew ever said it, or as far as I'm aware even thought it.
In a similar way, I now look forward to the day when this is all over and people can look back and say 'What the hell were [...]
Unstoppable
Sarah Palin's oft repeated Hockey Mom label makes her just as folksy as can be, and was gleefully seized by the GOP to sell the lipstick barracuda to Joe Sixpack and Sally Homemaker.
'She's one of us,' they imagined, 'wholesome, family-orientated, God-fearing and honest.' And maybe she is like them.
What do you think Joe Sixpack would [...]
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
The name of the town called Wasilla in Alaska (famous now as the seat of Sarah Palin's mayorship) translates as 'God' in an ancient Iranian language.
So when she threatens the Iranians, whose God does she believe is on her side exactly?
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Sunday, September 28, 2008
You may be aware that, because of a striking physical similarity, Tina Fey has returned to Saturday Night Live from her own successful series 30 Rock, specifically to impersonate vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin.
Last week's skit (featuring Hillary) was priceless. This week's one is a little more ominous. Why?
Saturday, September 20, 2008
More of the same. This invented exchange neatly puts the Palin absurdity on display.
"Governor Palin, are you ready at this moment to perform surgery on this child's brain?"
"Of course, Charlie. I have several boys of my own, and I'm an avid hunter."
"But governor, this is neurosurgery, and you have no training as a surgeon of [...]
